I'M SUFFERING!
© Farouk Asvat
But madam,
I'm sah-fah-reeng!
You give me
the latest washing machine
and the
newest dishwater
and the
latest vacuum cleaner
to clean
your big house
with the
best bleach I demand
and the
fancy dishcloth I order
and the expensive
polish I need
and the
swivel mop I want
to make my
work easy
while I talk
to everybody I know
on my latest
cellphone
But still
I'm sah-fah-reeng! madam.
Because I
still live in my shack
and I still
eat my barbecue
and I still
blow on my plastic horn
and I still
watch the male soccer players
play like the
female soccer players
on my brand
new plasma tv
and the
latest home entertainment system
But
see-ree-youss-leee, madam,
Can't you
see?
I'm
saah-faah-riing.
©
farouk asvat
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original composed: 08.08.2008 [Johannesburg, under new
apartheid].
# english
translation by farouk asvat: 2010 [South Africa under new apartheid].
[] Acknowledgements:
I'm Suffering! was previously unpublished in:
Bra Frooks … (kindle, 2014); *
Bra Frooks … (amazon paperback,
p41, 2014); *
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WIETIE WHAT-WHAT:
I'M SUFFERING!
© Farouk Asvat
But madam, I'm
sah-fah-reeng!
You give me the latest
washing machine
and the newest
dishwater
and the latest vacuum
cleaner
to clean your big
house
with the best bleach I
demand
and the fancy
dishcloth I order
and the expensive
polish I need
and the swivel mop I
want
to make my work easy
while I talk to
everybody I know
on my latest cellphone
But still I'm
sah-fah-reeng! madam.
Because I still live
in my pondokkie
and I still eat my
chakalaka
and I still blow on my
vuvuzela
and I still watch
bafana-bafana
play like
bafazi-bafazi
on my brand new plasma
tv
and the latest home
entertainment system
But
see-ree-youss-leee, madam,
Can't you see?
I'm saah-faah-riing.
©
farouk asvat
*
original composed: 08.08.2008 [Johannesburg, under new
apartheid].
Bra Frooks is ...
[] nes 'n skollie
[] 'n egte skollie
[] 'n tsotsi
[] a real scamp
[] streetwise
[] the jokerman
Bra Frooks ...
[]
praat soos 'n skollie
[]
wietie soos 'n joster
[] wietie what-what
[] tunes like a
durbanite
[] speaks like an englishman
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the NOVEL Sadness In The
House Of Love by Farouk Asvat
is now available on amazon: paperback @ $15 &
kindle @ only $5
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